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Postby rebbonk » Thu Jun 25, 2020 11:51 am

I was in B&Q the other day and a bloke in a black and orange uniform walked up to me and asked me if I wanted decking.

Fortunately,
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I got the first punch in and that was that, but others may not be so lucky. So be aware folks.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: At B&Q

Postby Melisandre » Thu Jun 25, 2020 5:42 pm

:lol:
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Re: At B&Q

Postby dutchman » Thu Jun 25, 2020 11:45 pm

:lol:
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