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Smoke alarm

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jun 15, 2020 11:54 am

"It's time to test the smoke alarm, " I said to my missus.

"It's 9am on a Sunday morning,
Spoiler:
just bl**dy well ask for breakfast like any normal bloke, will you?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Smoke alarm

Postby Melisandre » Mon Jun 15, 2020 4:30 pm

:lol:
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