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Phone number

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jun 03, 2020 12:04 pm

I got drunk the other night and ended up sh*gging a fat bird.

The next morning I said, "Here, if you want to see me again, ring this number."

She said, "Aawww, men don't usually give me their numbers."

I said, "It's not mine,
Spoiler:
it's Weight Watchers!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Phone number

Postby Melisandre » Wed Jun 03, 2020 1:42 pm

:lol:
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Re: Phone number

Postby dutchman » Wed Jun 03, 2020 4:05 pm

:lol:
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