Good old Granny

[rebbonk]

A little boy and his grandmother were walking along the seashore when a huge wave appeared out of nowhere and swept the child out to sea.

The grandmother, horrified, falls to her knees and says "God, please return my beloved grandson. Please, I beg of you. Send him back safely."

Suddenly another huge wave washed in and deposited the little boy on the sand at her feet.

She picked him up, looked him over, and, looking up at the sky, said:

Spoiler:

"He had a hat!"

[Melisandre]

[dutchman]