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In a pub

Postby rebbonk » Fri May 22, 2020 11:27 am

A woman walked in the pub with a leg of lamb on her shoulder, a chicken on her head and a joint of beef under her arm.

My mate said to me,
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"I like a woman with a bit of meat on her!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: In a pub

Postby Melisandre » Fri May 22, 2020 8:48 pm

:lol:
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Re: In a pub

Postby dutchman » Fri May 22, 2020 9:21 pm

:lol:
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