Parking space

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Parking space

Postby rebbonk » Tue May 19, 2020 1:46 pm

A man is late for work and desperately tries to find a parking space. His boss has already told him before that if he is late one more time, he'll be fired on the spot.

The man is circling around the parking lot, but still, all the spaces are completely full.

Suddenly, the man stops his car, puts his hands together and looks towards the sky.

"Dear Almighty God!" he says "Please let a space be free! I need this job! I promise if you give me a space, I'll quit smoking, quit drinking and only have sex again once I am married. Please God, help me!!"

Then, when the man looks down, he sees it. A free space, just ahead on his left. It shines in a golden beam of light coming down from the clouds. The man looks up once more and says
Spoiler:
"Never mind. found one".
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Re: Parking space

Postby Melisandre » Tue May 19, 2020 2:12 pm

:lol:
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