The Work Capability Assessment...

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The Work Capability Assessment...

Postby dutchman » Mon May 18, 2020 4:45 pm

After twenty years on the sick I was called in by the DWP for an interview.

The man said: "Can you move your left leg at all?" I said "No".

"Can you move your right leg at all?" I said "No".

"Can you pick up a piece of paper with either hand?" I said "No".

He said: "Excellent..."

Spoiler:
"You can start work at Whitefriars next Monday!" :clown:
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Re: The Work Capability Assessment...

Postby rebbonk » Mon May 18, 2020 7:31 pm

:rolling:
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: The Work Capability Assessment...

Postby Melisandre » Tue May 19, 2020 2:06 pm

:hysterical:
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