Neighbour

[rebbonk]

Last week, my nextdoor neighbour asked me: "Seeing as our houses are the same design... can I ask how many rolls of wall paper you bought to decorate the living room?"

"Thirteen" I said.

Today, he came round looking angry: "I've got three rolls left over!!!"

Spoiler:

"So did I!" I said.

[Melisandre]