Chat with the Devil

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Chat with the Devil

Postby rebbonk » Fri May 08, 2020 12:14 pm

A man died and went to hell. On his arrival, he is taken aside and told that it wasn't his time and that he will be sent back. Surprisingly the man said. "Hell no", and that he wanted to stay.

The devil then showed him a glimpse of what life in hell is like on a daily basis. Still the man refused to go back.

The devil then asked. "Don't you want to go back to your beautiful and loving wife?"

To which the man replied, "I see you have jokes".

Puzzled, the devil decided to watch a replay of the man's life.

After a couple of hours, the devil came back with tears in his eyes and said. "I am so sorry my son. Anyhow, in light of this new evidence, God and myself have made a deal to send you to heaven so as to keep things balanced. No way should a man suffer both in life and death".

The man then asked. "What did you get in return?"

To which the devil replied.
Spoiler:
"Your wife, she is the perfect match for me".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Chat with the Devil

Postby Melisandre » Fri May 08, 2020 3:19 pm

:lol:
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