Enjoy life!

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Enjoy life!

Postby rebbonk » Tue May 05, 2020 12:00 pm

When I was about 7 years old, I accompanied my father to the funeral of a friend of his, someone who I didn't even know.

When we got there, I stayed in a corner waiting for the time to pass.

Then a man approached me and said, 'Enjoy life kid, be happy because time flies. Look at me now, I didn't enjoy it.'

Then he passed his hand over my head and left.

My father, before leaving, forced me to say goodbye to the dead person.

When I looked in the coffin, I was horrified to see that the man in the coffin was the same man who had spoken to me!

I was so traumatised I couldn't sleep properly.

I had terrible nightmares. I was terrified of being alone.

I couldn't sleep without a night-light for many years.

I saw many psychologists, endured much turmoil throughout my adolescent years.

It got better as I aged, but I would still occasionally wake up screaming in fear.

Years later, I discovered something incredible that changed my life.

Spoiler:
The dead b*st*rd had an identical twin.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Enjoy life!

Postby Melisandre » Tue May 05, 2020 7:23 pm

:lol:
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