Studying

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Studying

Postby rebbonk » Thu Sep 18, 2025 11:16 am

An American boy is sitting in a school library assiduously studying Hebrew when he starts getting mocked by his peers.

When they ask why he needs to do this, he responds, "When I go to Heaven, I can speak with Moses and Abraham in their own language."

"What if you go to Hell?"

Spoiler:
"I already talk American."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Studying

Postby dutchman » Thu Sep 18, 2025 11:40 pm

:lol:
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