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Tradesmen

Postby rebbonk » Mon Dec 10, 2018 11:03 am

While carpenters were working outside the old house Liz had just bought, she busied herself with indoor cleaning.

Liz had just finished washing the floor when one of the carpenters asked to use the bathroom.

With dismay she looked from his muddy boots to her newly scrubbed floors.

Thinking of a quick solution, Liz said "l will put down newspapers".

The carpenter responded "That's all right, lady.
Spoiler:
I'm already trained".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Tradesmen

Postby Melisandre » Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:38 pm

:lol:
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