Chocolate egg

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Chocolate egg

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jul 05, 2018 10:36 am

I was in a queue at a newsagents where a little girl was wanting to buy a small chocolate egg. It was the last one in the shop so she picked it up and offered it to all the people in the queue. Everybody declined.

It was her turn to be served so she put the egg on the counter. The shop keeper said "that's 75p please".

The little girl held her hand up with all the money she had.

The shop keeper said "you've only got 47p I'm sorry but you haven't got enough"

She said "but it's really nice, it's my favourite"

The shop keeper said "I'm so sorry".

At this point I stepped forward and paid for the egg.

The little girl was right,
Spoiler:
it tasted lovely
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Chocolate egg

Postby dutchman » Thu Jul 05, 2018 2:19 pm

:hysterical:
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Re: Chocolate egg

Postby Melisandre » Thu Jul 05, 2018 4:53 pm

:lol:
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