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Postby rebbonk » Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:40 pm

A wife complains to her husband: “Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can’t you do the same?”

The husband: “Are you mad?
Spoiler:
I barely know that woman!”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Other couple

Postby Melisandre » Mon Mar 09, 2020 3:41 pm

:lol:
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Re: Other couple

Postby dutchman » Mon Mar 09, 2020 7:31 pm

:lol:
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