Surgeon Vs mechanic

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Surgeon Vs mechanic

Postby rebbonk » Fri Mar 06, 2020 12:36 pm

A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a LS460 when he spotted a well-known cardiac surgeon in his shop.

The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiac surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new.

So how is it that I make $48,000 a year and you make $1.7M when you and I are doing basically the same work?

The cardiac surgeon paused, leaned over and whispered to the mechanic.....

Spoiler:
"Try doing it with the engine running."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Surgeon Vs mechanic

Postby Melisandre » Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:14 pm

:lol:
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