Impress the girls

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Impress the girls

Postby rebbonk » Sat Feb 29, 2020 2:35 pm

My mother urged me to attend a cooking class.

She said: “A man should know how to cook. It impresses the girls.”

After a few lessons, a very beautiful girl started chatting to me. One thing led to another –
Spoiler:
aaand we are very good friends now.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Impress the girls

Postby Melisandre » Sat Feb 29, 2020 7:54 pm

:D
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