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Postby rebbonk » Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:51 pm

I handed my wife a brand new pair of black stockings.

She winked and said, "Shall I go upstairs?"

I said, "No, get your coat on.
Spoiler:
We're off to rob a petrol station.
"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Stockings

Postby dutchman » Mon Jan 20, 2020 4:21 pm

:lol:
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