Charity collector

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Charity collector

Postby rebbonk » Fri Nov 22, 2019 12:02 pm

A guy shoved his charity bucket in front of my face.

He said "Do you wish to change the lives of those that are starving?"

I stopped and said "Do you?"

"Do I?" he hesitated. "Of course, I do".

I said
Spoiler:
"Then get out of my way, you're between me and Maccas".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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