What a night!

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What a night!

Postby rebbonk » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:49 pm

I met a beautiful lady last night, took her back to my place and we went at it all night, all sorts of weird and wonderful positions. In the morning, she told me she had a confession.

"That's the first time I've done that" she said.

"Sex or a one-night stand?" I asked.

"Sex. You see I hope you don't mind but I used to be Christian, and was never interested in sex".

"That's fine, I don't mind" I said.

She looked at me, with an excited look in her face and said "Good because I much prefer being
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Christina"
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Re: What a night!

Postby dutchman » Wed Nov 13, 2019 6:42 pm

:lol:
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