A drunk staggered up to her and said "Hey! where'd ja get the pig?"
The woman replied" You drunken fool, that's no pig - it's a duck!"
And the drunk said
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Words with a drunk
by rebbonk » Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:01 pm
A woman on her way home from market was carrying a duck.
A drunk staggered up to her and said "Hey! where'd ja get the pig?"
The woman replied" You drunken fool, that's no pig - it's a duck!"
And the drunk said
A drunk staggered up to her and said "Hey! where'd ja get the pig?"
The woman replied" You drunken fool, that's no pig - it's a duck!"
And the drunk said
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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