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Please call

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jul 18, 2019 9:53 am

My daughter called me at work to say I was to phone Ian at my bank.

The operator asked me what Ian's last name was and I explained that he hadn't left his surname. When she asked for his department, I said I didn't know.

"There are 1500 employees in this building, sir" she advised me rather curtly.

After a few more brusque comments, I asked her for her name. "Danielle" she said.

"And your last name?" I asked.

"Sorry" she replied
Spoiler:
"we don't give out last names".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Please call

Postby dutchman » Thu Jul 18, 2019 11:27 pm

:lol:
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