Big girl

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Big girl

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jun 30, 2019 9:14 am

I was in a club and this rather large female come up to me and started to chat. I eventually got around to saying, "You're quite a big girl aren't you?"

Rolling her eyes she said "tell me something I don't know"

I said
Spoiler:
"salad’s nice"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Big girl

Postby dutchman » Sun Jun 30, 2019 3:47 pm

:lol:
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