My children

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My children

Postby rebbonk » Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:18 am

I knocked on my neighbours door this morning and asked, "Can you please have my children? I'll be no longer than a couple of minutes, I promise."

"Of course, Andy." She replied.

"Great!" I said. "Quick then,
Spoiler:
get your knickers off."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: My children

Postby Melisandre » Wed Mar 20, 2019 7:10 pm

:lol:
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