Lil' Johnny

[rebbonk]

Little Johnny was having problems in English class, so his teacher decided to stop by on her way home to speak with his parents.

When she rang the bell, Little Johnny opened the door.

The teacher said "Hello, Johnny. I would like to talk to your mother or your father".

Little Johnny said "Sorry, but they ain't here".

The teacher said "Johnny, what is it with your grammar?"

"Beats me" said Little Johnny

Spoiler:

"but dad sure was mad that they had t'go bail her out again".

[Melisandre]