Flight attendant

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Flight attendant

Postby rebbonk » Wed Feb 13, 2019 10:12 am

An airplane captain was helping a new flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip.

Upon their arrival, he showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shopping, and stay overnight.

The next morning as the captain was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new hostess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her.

The blonde hostess answered the phone, crying, and said "I can't get out of the room!"

The captain can't believe what he heard and asks "You can't get out of your room? Why not?"

The new hostess answers "There are only three doors in here" she sobbed "One is the bathroom, one is the closet,
Spoiler:
and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Flight attendant

Postby Melisandre » Wed Feb 13, 2019 12:26 pm

:lol:
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