She replied "My Mother has just had a heart attack and been pronounced dead" I grabbed my coat and ran out the front door when she yelled "Where are you going?!!!"
"To the shops to do the lottery,
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by rebbonk » Wed Jan 30, 2019 10:12 am
I was sat in front of the TV watching the horse racing and my horse came in first at 10/1. As I was celebrating, my wife walked in the room crying her eyes out. "What's the matter?" I asked.
She replied "My Mother has just had a heart attack and been pronounced dead" I grabbed my coat and ran out the front door when she yelled "Where are you going?!!!"
"To the shops to do the lottery,
She replied "My Mother has just had a heart attack and been pronounced dead" I grabbed my coat and ran out the front door when she yelled "Where are you going?!!!"
"To the shops to do the lottery,
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