20,000 bricks

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20,000 bricks

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jan 19, 2019 10:19 am

Paddy goes into a builder’s yard and orders 20,000 bricks.

"May I ask what you're building?" asks the man behind the counter.

"Yes, it's going to be a barbecue."

“That’s a lot of bricks for one barbecue," he says.

"Not really" replies Paddy....
Spoiler:
"I live on the 18th floor."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: 20,000 bricks

Postby Melisandre » Sat Jan 19, 2019 7:08 pm

:lol:
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Re: 20,000 bricks

Postby dutchman » Sun Jan 20, 2019 12:26 am

:hysterical:
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