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Takeaway

Postby rebbonk » Sat Dec 08, 2018 9:58 am

Ordered a Chinese takeaway last night.

I said "do you deliver?"

They answered "No,
Spoiler:
only chicken, pork, beef and prawns."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Takeaway

Postby Melisandre » Sat Dec 08, 2018 3:02 pm

:D
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