Bad accident

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Bad accident

Postby rebbonk » Mon Dec 03, 2018 10:56 am

Was in London when a German tourist ran up to me in a panic.

He breathlessly gasped "My friend has been in a bad accident; can you tell me the number to ring for an ambulance?"

I replied "999"
Spoiler:
The ungrateful git punched me and ran to someone else...
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Bad accident

Postby Melisandre » Mon Dec 03, 2018 1:15 pm

:lol:
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