My new diet

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My new diet

Postby rebbonk » Sat May 29, 2010 2:57 am

After starting a new diet, I altered my drive to work to avoid passing my favourite bakery.

I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning and there in the window were a host of goodies. I felt this was no accident, so I prayed.

"Lord, it's up to you. If you want me to have any of those delicious goodies, create a parking place for me directly in front of the bakery."

And sure enough, He answered my prayer --
Spoiler:
on the eighth time around the block, there it was
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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