Advice from dad for college

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Advice from dad for college

Postby rebbonk » Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:13 am

My dad first talked to me about sex when I was 18 and ready to go to college.

He said, "Son, in college you're going to be surrounded by beautiful, sexy, young girls, so I got you some things from the chemist."

I said, "It's OK dad, I have condoms."

He looked sadly at me and said, "You won't need condoms son, but I got you some anti-depressants."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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