Words with the wife

[rebbonk]

My wife called me a sexist pig, and accused me of being far too obsessed with football.

I said, "What makes you say that, babe?"

She said, "Well for one, there's this card you gave me for my birthday."

I said, "Well to be fair, you've not been keeping up with the housework recently, so you were lucky

Spoiler:

it was only yellow."

[Melisandre]

[dutchman]