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Don't panic!

Postby rebbonk » Sat Sep 22, 2018 11:48 am

In the kitchen this morning I found my wife face down and not breathing.

I panicked.

I didn't know what to do!

Then I remembered
Spoiler:
McDonald's do breakfast till 10.30
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Don't panic!

Postby Melisandre » Sat Sep 22, 2018 2:02 pm

:lol:
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