Knock at the door

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Knock at the door

Postby rebbonk » Sat Sep 22, 2018 11:47 am

A guy knocked on my door earlier.

He said, "Hi there, I've just got a flat tyre outside your house, I wonder if maybe I could borrow your car jack?"

I said, "No you cheeky b*gger!"

Spoiler:
I wonder how he knew my name?
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Knock at the door

Postby Melisandre » Sat Sep 22, 2018 2:03 pm

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