Pictures of the wife

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Pictures of the wife

Postby rebbonk » Fri Sep 21, 2018 9:31 am

I took a bird back to my house the other night.

"Why are all of these photos turned the other way?" she asked, confused.

"They're pictures of my wife," I replied. "They're just too painful to look at."

"Oh, I'm sorry," she stammered, "I didn't know. How did it happen, if you don't mind me asking?"

Spoiler:
"Both of her parents were ugly," I replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Pictures of the wife

Postby Melisandre » Fri Sep 21, 2018 3:05 pm

:lol:
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