"Of course I've tidied up." She snapped. "Who else does? Certainly not you, eh? No, definitely not you. Because YOU do nothing at all around here. You don't do any of the cleaning, don't go near the cooker or look after the kids at all. Jesus, I can't even get you to walk the poor dog, so yes, yes I've tidied up."
"Well in that case, have you seen a sheet of paper I'd left out?" I asked. "It's got some plans on it that I'd drawn up."
"Oh, riiiiight." She said, sarcastically. "Mr D. I. Y and his clever ideas. No I haven't seen your stupid plans."
"l don't believe it" I groaned. "I was going to lay a patio in the garden."
"A patio?" She laughed. "Over my dead body."
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