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Distant relationship

Postby rebbonk » Mon Sep 03, 2018 10:08 am

My girlfriend and I are trying this whole "long distance relationship" thing.

I have to stay 100 feet away from her at all times.

Also,
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the police say I should stop referring to her as my girlfriend.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Distant relationship

Postby Melisandre » Mon Sep 03, 2018 4:07 pm

:lol:
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Re: Distant relationship

Postby dutchman » Mon Sep 03, 2018 7:20 pm

:rolling:
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