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Can you...?

Postby rebbonk » Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:14 am

The Auld Wummin next door just knocked ma door.

"Can you open a jar of Branston for me"? she asked

"Of course I can" I replied "I'M A MAN!!!"

"Great" she said
Spoiler:
"I've just bought some nice cheese!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Can you...?

Postby Melisandre » Thu Aug 09, 2018 4:47 pm

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