Bull!

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Bull!

Postby rebbonk » Sat Aug 04, 2018 10:22 am

At the end of the workday, one old farmer tells another, "That new bull nearly did me in today, mate”

"Oh yeah, what happened?"

"I was putting out the feed, when the sucker came charging at me like a locomotive from hell. He damn near got me!"

"So, how'd you get away?"

"The bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and that gave me a chance to make it to the fence and jump over."

"Man, that's scary. If it'd been me, I would probably have sh*t myself."

Spoiler:
"What do you think the bull was slipping on?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Bull!

Postby Melisandre » Sat Aug 04, 2018 11:27 am

:lol:
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