Car sale

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Car sale

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jul 24, 2018 10:03 am

A retired older couple returned to a Cadillac dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they had been keen on buying to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini-skirt and a halter top.

The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply "Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car until we raised the $55,000 asking price. Yet I just overheard you close the deal for $45,000 to that lovely young lady there. And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model".

The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water.

"Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.

Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man.

"There you go" she said,
Spoiler:
"I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price. See you later Dad, Happy Father's Day".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Car sale

Postby Melisandre » Tue Jul 24, 2018 1:40 pm

:lol:
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