Insurance

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Insurance

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jun 11, 2018 10:49 am

A bloke insures his car by phone.

Girl in insurance office says 'Right sir that's all done, do you have any pets?'

He replies, 'Yes, I have a dog.'

'Lovely,' says the girl, 'Would you like insurance cover for him?'

'No point,' says the bloke,
Spoiler:
'He can't drive!'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Insurance

Postby Melisandre » Mon Jun 11, 2018 11:36 am

:lol:
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