Selling a snake

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Selling a snake

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jun 10, 2018 10:48 am

This blonde was selling her pet python on eBay.

A bloke rang up and asked if it was big.

She said "It's massive".

He said "How many feet?"

She said
Spoiler:
"None. It's a bl**dy snake, mate!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Selling a snake

Postby Melisandre » Sun Jun 10, 2018 1:43 pm

:lol:
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