Carry your shopping Sir?

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Carry your shopping Sir?

Postby rebbonk » Thu Feb 15, 2018 11:44 am

I said to the lad in Tesco 'Is it true that you'll carry shopping out to customer's cars free of charge?'

He said 'Yes'.

So I asked him to carry mine. We walked across the whole car park and, as we got to my car, I said 'To be honest, I only asked you because I'm really lazy'.

He said 'I gathered that...
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here's your Twix'.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Carry your shopping Sir?

Postby Melisandre » Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:20 pm

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