Off to the vets

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Off to the vets

Postby rebbonk » Thu Feb 15, 2018 11:40 am

Carl took his dog to the vet.

"Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail."

The vet stepped back, " why should I do such a terrible thing?"

Carl replied, "Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow,
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and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome!”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Off to the vets

Postby Melisandre » Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:17 pm

:lol:
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Re: Off to the vets

Postby dutchman » Fri Feb 16, 2018 1:23 am

:lol:
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