Upset the wife again

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Upset the wife again

Postby rebbonk » Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:24 am

My wife stormed into the pub last night as me and the boys were downing shots of Tequila.

"You're coming home now!" she screamed.

"No I'm not." I laughed.

She said, "I'm not talking to you
Spoiler:
I was talking to the kids you pig !
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Upset the wife again

Postby Melisandre » Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:08 pm

:lol:
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