Over the candle-lit table

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Over the candle-lit table

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:25 am

Our eyes met across the candle-lit table.

She looked so beautiful.

I felt my knees go weak, my heart began to race and my stomach turned to butterflies.

That's when I realised
Spoiler:
I'd drugged the wrong glass.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Over the candle-lit table

Postby Melisandre » Wed Jan 10, 2018 1:10 pm

:lol:
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Re: Over the candle-lit table

Postby dutchman » Thu Jan 11, 2018 1:14 am

:hysterical:
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