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Peachy

Postby rebbonk » Wed Dec 27, 2017 12:40 pm

I said to my friend “My wife’s a peach.”

He asked: “Because she’s curvaceous and juicy?”

I replied “No, because she has
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a heart of stone.”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Peachy

Postby Melisandre » Wed Dec 27, 2017 5:25 pm

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