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Postby rebbonk » Fri Nov 03, 2017 11:41 am

A man walks into a café and orders pizza.

" Should I cut it into six pieces, or twelve, sir?

"Make it six.
Spoiler:
I could never eat twelve."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Pizza

Postby Melisandre » Fri Nov 03, 2017 3:20 pm

:yellow_grin:
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Re: Pizza

Postby dutchman » Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:51 pm

:lol:
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