Keeping her happy

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Keeping her happy

Postby rebbonk » Mon Oct 23, 2017 10:23 am

A husband desperate to keep his hot wife happy offers to buy her a new car.

She cutely declines his offer by saying "That's not quite what I had in mind".

Frantically he offers her a new house.

Again she rejects his offer "That's not quite what I had in mind".

Curious, he asks: "What did you have in mind?"

She retorts "I'd like a divorce".

He answers
Spoiler:
"I hadn't planned on spending quite that much".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Keeping her happy

Postby Melisandre » Mon Oct 23, 2017 10:24 am

:lol:
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