Men!

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Men!

Postby rebbonk » Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:00 am

Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolleys around a supermarket when they collide.

The first bloke says to the second bloke, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going".

The second bloke says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate".

The first bloke says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like"?

The second bloke says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, 5 feet 11 inches tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs and is wearing tiny little shorts and a crop top. What does your wife look like?"

The first bloke says,
Spoiler:
"Who cares, let's look for yours."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Men!

Postby dutchman » Sun Jul 16, 2017 4:59 pm

:lol:
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